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    • #14585
      JackBean
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      Maybe you have seen it elsewhere

      <N00b>Can someone explain cell division?
      <Nerd> o
      <Nerd> 0
      <Nerd> 8
      <Nerd> oo

      πŸ˜†

    • #105308
      JackBean
      Participant

      http://xkcd.com/154/
      how real is that?

    • #105677
      Shelley
      Participant

      I don’t know about this!
      Never seen it before, Let me clear more about this..
      1 Joke here:
      A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized.

    • #107077
      areanneL
      Participant

      LOL…. β™₯ this one.

    • #107277
      milivojac
      Participant

      hahahaha, awesome πŸ™‚

    • #109073
      kevin861
      Participant
      quote JackBean:

      Maybe you have seen it elsewhere

      Can someone explain cell division?
      o
      0
      8
      oo

      πŸ˜†

      huh,cant help laughing.

    • #109930
      lucy520
      Participant

      Is really an interesting cold jokes. I don’t think it’s funny.. Because someone was injured.

    • #111196
      JorgeLobo
      Participant

      Jack – don’t quit your day job for standup!!

    • #111197
      JackBean
      Participant

      Sorry?

    • #111304
      JorgeLobo
      Participant

      Bacterial view of a microbiologist

      http://www.doctorsecrets.com/your-eyes/ … atment.htm

    • #111309
      JackBean
      Participant

      I think you’ve posted wrong link πŸ™„

    • #111313
      JorgeLobo
      Participant

      Go with me on this Jack. You know – microbe, looking up the through the objective, barrel and eyepiece of the microscope – sees the microbiologist’s bloodshot eye?

    • #111317
      JackBean
      Participant

      Ah, you mean what a bacteria see from microbiologist?

    • #111323
      JorgeLobo
      Participant

      Yup!

    • #111332
      michimichi
      Participant

      hahha, i got it

    • #112259
      wildfunguy
      Participant

      I can’t think of a joke about looking at cleavage that wouldn’t be chauvinistic.

    • #115416
      Ramseyson
      Participant

      One More Cool Jocks :
      "Election and Erection are spelled almost exactly the same. They both mean the same thing too. A dick rising to power." πŸ™‚

    • #115575
      wildfunguy
      Participant

      Tiktaalik walks into a bar…

    • #115576
      wildfunguy
      Participant

      Tiktaalik: "Mr. Behe, wake up!"

    • #115698
      biologyhopkins
      Participant

      here’s one I heard earlier

      Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

      A: Pull down its genes.

    • #115944
      britainthemoped
      Participant

      what is it with people here? I have the best joke: The queen of england the president of the united states of america, and the ambassador of france get in a plane. The pilot is drunk. The queen asks if she can drop a penny out the window. The pilot says "Sure, just don’t hurt anybody." So the queen drops it out the window. Then, the ambassador of france asks if he can do the same thing with a bowling ball. The same thing happens. Then, the president asks if he can do the same thing with a nuclear bomb. The same thing happens. The next day, the ambassador of france is walking the street, when he sees two boys crying. He asks them what happened. "A penny fell and popped our balloon." He keeps walking and sees a family crying. He asks them what happened. "A bowling ball fell and killed our dog." He keeps walking and sees two boys laughing. He asks them what happened. "Daddy farted and the house blew up!"

    • #116247
      GeniusIsDisruptive
      Participant
      quote JackBean:

      Maybe you have seen it elsewhere

      Can someone explain cell division?
      o
      0
      8
      oo

      Sorry, but it just doesn’t work. Division by zero is undefined.

    • #116432
      Sadrect
      Participant

      There is an app on apknite that has a lot of jokes like this πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†
      “Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
      He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.”
      “Why do we tell actors to β€œbreak a leg?”
      Because every play has a cast.”

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