March 3, 2011 at 2:17 pm #14585
Maybe you have seen it elsewhere
<N00b>Can someone explain cell division?
June 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm #105308
July 22, 2011 at 3:41 am #105677ShelleyParticipant
I don’t know about this!
Never seen it before, Let me clear more about this..
1 Joke here:
A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized.
October 21, 2011 at 6:22 am #107077areanneLParticipant
LOL…. ♥ this one.
October 25, 2011 at 11:40 am #107277milivojacParticipant
hahahaha, awesome 🙂
January 18, 2012 at 5:48 am #109073kevin861Participantquote JackBean:
huh,cant help laughing.
February 29, 2012 at 8:42 am #109930lucy520Participant
Is really an interesting cold jokes. I don’t think it’s funny.. Because someone was injured.
May 21, 2012 at 5:16 pm #111196
Jack – don’t quit your day job for standup!!
May 21, 2012 at 5:26 pm #111197
May 27, 2012 at 1:20 pm #111304
May 27, 2012 at 7:28 pm #111309
I think you’ve posted wrong link 🙄
May 27, 2012 at 11:03 pm #111313
Go with me on this Jack. You know – microbe, looking up the through the objective, barrel and eyepiece of the microscope – sees the microbiologist’s bloodshot eye?
May 28, 2012 at 7:26 am #111317
Ah, you mean what a bacteria see from microbiologist?
May 28, 2012 at 11:47 am #111323
May 29, 2012 at 3:37 am #111332michimichiParticipant
hahha, i got it
September 9, 2012 at 2:15 am #112259
I can’t think of a joke about looking at cleavage that wouldn’t be chauvinistic.
September 5, 2014 at 10:38 pm #115416RamseysonParticipant
One More Cool Jocks :
"Election and Erection are spelled almost exactly the same. They both mean the same thing too. A dick rising to power." 🙂
December 2, 2014 at 3:11 pm #115575
Tiktaalik walks into a bar…
December 2, 2014 at 3:31 pm #115576
Tiktaalik: "Mr. Behe, wake up!"
April 21, 2015 at 8:23 am #115698biologyhopkinsParticipant
here’s one I heard earlier
Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
February 26, 2016 at 1:46 am #115944britainthemopedParticipant
what is it with people here? I have the best joke: The queen of england the president of the united states of america, and the ambassador of france get in a plane. The pilot is drunk. The queen asks if she can drop a penny out the window. The pilot says "Sure, just don’t hurt anybody." So the queen drops it out the window. Then, the ambassador of france asks if he can do the same thing with a bowling ball. The same thing happens. Then, the president asks if he can do the same thing with a nuclear bomb. The same thing happens. The next day, the ambassador of france is walking the street, when he sees two boys crying. He asks them what happened. "A penny fell and popped our balloon." He keeps walking and sees a family crying. He asks them what happened. "A bowling ball fell and killed our dog." He keeps walking and sees two boys laughing. He asks them what happened. "Daddy farted and the house blew up!"
July 13, 2017 at 4:00 am #116247GeniusIsDisruptiveParticipantquote JackBean:
Sorry, but it just doesn’t work. Division by zero is undefined.
July 9, 2019 at 4:37 am #116432SadrectParticipant
There is an app on apknite that has a lot of jokes like this 😆 😆 😆
“Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.”
“Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.”
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